Fat Guy in a Little Coat

Basically, a semi-daily journal detailing the strange minutia of a mechanical engineer/disc jockey and the folks around me who make a television unnecessary...

12.05.2008

Crazy Friday.....

Madness, I tell you....

Looks like the Electrical "engineer", Sparky Mark, is in hot water again. Seems that his innovative ideas have destroyed yet another machine of ours - this is getting costly. Word in the shop is Sparky doesn't know what he's doing and management is starting to notice.
Gungalicious, my Muse/bartender, has found religion! Well, at least a religious book that seems to have grabbed her attention and now she wants me to read it, too. I'm not a religious man, not a big fan of the Bible and have read more by the Dalai Lama than anything else....but if her book says anything about candles, ganja and nudity, consider me CONVERTED!
My ex, BluEyes (still friendly with her, she has since married) called & told me to watch a movie that she said MUST have been written about us - I rented it and I was stunned at how right she was. I'm pretty sure she & I will wind up back together in the long run. Maybe I'll post a picture of her sometime, she'd like that.
Flapjacks, Saturday night at Bourbon St. - good tunes by the local boys - what more can you ask for?
Here's a quick tribute to older women, dedicated to my ex who proves that wine, women and song have something in common - the good stuff gets better with age~



C'ya next week!

12.02.2008

My Goodness....










Fantastic~

Leftovers



Almost finished with Christmas shopping - and did it all on-line. I hate crowds and shopping. God bless the Internet.
Smelly Marge is the HR lady around, you can smell her rank perfume about ten minutes BEFORE she passes your cube. And it lingers like a radiation cloud. Smelly Marge is also VERY cranky - she yelled at Scott (1/2 of the Glimmer Twins) for asking about the holiday work schedule. El Don (other 1/2) just stood there laughing after she did it and caught a sneer from Marge. Sweet.
Some old girlfriends are indispensable - especially the FWB kind. I would definitely consider an LTR with an ex under the right circumstances.



Next blog, an account of the best Burger King story I've ever heard......

12.01.2008

Oooo that SMELL.......



Jeez US H. on a CROSS do the Bears suck. Unfortunately, until the Chicago National Football League Club decides to fire the bean-counters (READ:Jerry D'Angelo) that think they know football, hire a coach who wants to do more than win a Divisional title (Bye-bye, Lovie!) who will pick aggressive, creative coaches (Hitch a ride with Lovie, Turner!) to draw up the formations, we're stuck with what we watched last night. It wouldn't hurt, either, if we started drafting quality linemen - just sayin'.


Mondays......meh.